i·Pod (Definition)
ˈīpäd/
noun
trademark
noun: iPod; plural noun: iPods
a portable electronic device for playing and storing digital audio and video files.
iPod (from the Urban Dictionary)
Thw world’s smallest form of penis compensation.
Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you’re cool.