Dorothy Parker Production in Brazil _Dorothy Parker Society August 21, 2021
A Pair of Dorothy Parker Poems
On Being a Woman
Why is it, when I am in Rome
I’d give an eye to be at home,
But when in earth I be,
My soul is sick for Italy?
And why with you, my love, my Lord,
Am I spectacularly bored,
Yet do you up and leave me- then
I scream to have you back again?
Inventory
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrows friend and a foe.
Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
In the video posted this morning, on the Conversation, Writer’s Institute Director Paul Grondahl discusses Dorothy Parker’s words, legacy, and a wild story about her final resting place with Kevin C Fitzpatrick.