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illustrator: Matthew Cordell

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Definition #389: Burning Toes

Do not ignore me techie-

I’ll shrivel up and die;

Then cast a net about you

And squeeze you into pie.

I’ll chop that pie until it’s minced,

Then spit it out like fire

To burn your toes and scatter ash

Where brim stones never tire!

Lick it rough!

Bite it tough!

Spit it into hell!