Distractable Don

Don has remote fever.
So many remotes:
opening recorders
monitors
garage doors
DVD players
alarms
cabinets
locks
phones
and
Jeanne.

She’s crammed in his bulging pockets
with hard boiled eggs
spoons
jelly candies
more remotes
rechargeable batteries
Sudoku books:
treasures
to spark his passion.

Jeanne adjusts
to the rhythm
on his hip.
Gladly
rides
her favorite thigh.
Oh my!!!!!!