Definition # 94 The Hyatt Experience

The Costco Experience

The Costco Experience

At home the toilet paper wobbles,

lasts only 3 days,

sticks to my nether regions.

At Hyatt, it rolls evenly, with its sturdy cardboard center,

lasts 6 days,

and absorbs without clinging.

Hats off to the  Hyatt toilet roll!


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Catherine Johnson
    Jan 14, 2015 @ 09:56:35

    Too funny!


  2. jmpoland21van
    Jan 14, 2015 @ 10:06:13

    Love the lightning speed of your comments aligning with our time here on the East Coast. An instantaneous reply!!!


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